Okay, so I get that this is horrible, naughty, profane language. SORRY! (not really). IF there was ever a justifiable reason to curse it would be this disgusting set of mystery flu-like viruses that are currently kicking our collective asses up and down the block. I wrote this poem for my countless friends and family members who are all similarly afflicted. I hope you get a laugh.

My friend at Yoga said she was coming down with it for the third time. My other friend has been sick since October almost non-stop. I don’t know how my compromised MARCONS immune system is holding the line but it is—even through surgery and recovery.

I do a BUNCH of things every day for my compromised immune system and it seems to be working to keep me healthy.

…and also #FYouFlu!